Ahouse avalanche heading for Daytona Beach

Daytona Beach, I’m giving you fair warning.

I know you’ve survived spring break with collegians prancing all over the place. But you ain’t seen nothing yet.

The Ahouse party animals will be carousing on your beaches like NASCARs in human form in less than two weeks.

Joyce Ahouse Blake, Kitty Ahouse Morrison, Class of 1968, Sue Ahouse Schrader, Class of 1971, and Joyce’s sister-in-law, Theresa, will be invading.

I guess they’re leaving brother Mike Ahouse, 1985 North Marion graduate and a mailman living in Monongah, home alone. Mike is no piker. He’s been to 45 states.

Oh, well. New York City, Key West, Mexico and dozens of states survived the Ahouse avalanche.

But Daytona Beach may never be the same. They’ve never heard a roar like the Ahouse roar, even when NASCAR drivers earn a living there.